Off topic: there was a comedian that used to do a bit about how to get kicked out of Denny's (for the non-USians, it's a low-priced restaurant... the kind that also serves breakfast all day.)
The funniest part was at the end, something like: "And as they are forcefully dragging you out of the restaurant by your ankles, remember to ask for a job application because by law they have to give you one."