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Title: 100 ways to get kicked out of a public place! Post by: Rayblon on August 07, 2014, 12:45:22 AM This is a game, but slightly different. The goal is to reach 100 ways as quickly as possible, but there are a few caveats:
1. You can only repost after two others have posted. 2. This may be obvious, but no repeats! It'll get challenging later on, but creativity is about as limitless as human stupidity. 3. Keep it classy. Anything above PG-13 is unacceptable. The format is dead simple, simply prefix your reason with the appropriate number! When the game is finished, the top contributor will be announced and the list will be compiled and published on Reddit(because where else would I post it?). Title: Re: 100 ways to get kicked out of a public place! Post by: Rayblon on August 07, 2014, 12:54:23 AM #1
Use a water fountain as a urinal. Title: Re: 100 ways to get kicked out of a public place! Post by: pspeed on August 07, 2014, 02:38:09 AM Off topic: there was a comedian that used to do a bit about how to get kicked out of Denny's (for the non-USians, it's a low-priced restaurant... the kind that also serves breakfast all day.)
The funniest part was at the end, something like: "And as they are forcefully dragging you out of the restaurant by your ankles, remember to ask for a job application because by law they have to give you one." :) Title: Re: 100 ways to get kicked out of a public place! Post by: Michael on August 07, 2014, 09:38:31 AM #2
Play an instrument/sing terribly. Title: Re: 100 ways to get kicked out of a public place! Post by: Gambit on August 08, 2014, 07:34:04 PM 3. Throw a pool party with an inflatable pool while wearing rubber duck floatties and invite random people to join you. Best if used inside a store.
I have no idea. Title: Re: 100 ways to get kicked out of a public place! Post by: Rayblon on August 09, 2014, 10:33:42 AM #4 Defecating in the middle of a restaurant; Preferably causing people to chain vomit.
Title: Re: 100 ways to get kicked out of a public place! Post by: Michael on August 09, 2014, 03:12:47 PM #5 Go somewhere public only in your underwear.
Title: Re: 100 ways to get kicked out of a public place! Post by: Moonkey on August 09, 2014, 08:18:39 PM #6: Block people from using the restrooms
Title: Re: 100 ways to get kicked out of a public place! Post by: pspeed on August 09, 2014, 08:40:58 PM At a pet store, pull out a knife and fork then put on a bib.
Title: Re: 100 ways to get kicked out of a public place! Post by: Rayblon on August 09, 2014, 09:10:42 PM #8 Advocate the gospel of the holy lord Satan!
Title: Re: 100 ways to get kicked out of a public place! Post by: Gambit on August 09, 2014, 09:22:43 PM #9 A performance of Gangnam Style.
Title: Re: 100 ways to get kicked out of a public place! Post by: Michael on August 10, 2014, 09:55:12 AM #10 (At a library) be obnoxious, and pull pranks.
Title: Re: 100 ways to get kicked out of a public place! Post by: Rayblon on August 10, 2014, 10:31:05 AM #11 Read Cards Against Humanity cards out loud
Title: Re: 100 ways to get kicked out of a public place! Post by: Gambit on August 10, 2014, 10:37:04 AM #12 Fill the hallways with 5 feet of popcorn, then swim in it.
Title: Re: 100 ways to get kicked out of a public place! Post by: Teknonick on August 10, 2014, 10:45:30 AM #13 Say "lol" to every employee, then rip their name tags off.
Title: Re: 100 ways to get kicked out of a public place! Post by: Gambit on August 10, 2014, 10:46:53 AM #14 Go around with an Easy button pressing it all the time.
(well guess who's back ^-^) Title: Re: 100 ways to get kicked out of a public place! Post by: Rayblon on August 10, 2014, 11:05:44 AM #15 Walk in dressed up as Mr. Stabby the clown!
Title: Re: 100 ways to get kicked out of a public place! Post by: Teknonick on August 10, 2014, 11:08:08 AM #16 Walk in yelling "YOU call police! YOU pay for pizza!" then get in a fist fight with the crazy Greek owner.
Title: Re: 100 ways to get kicked out of a public place! Post by: Gambit on August 10, 2014, 11:33:31 AM I wanna say the You want the truth? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
I haven't watched the movie though. |