Mythruna

This is another forum game, the goal is to make a never ending story, one sentence at a time. No post can contain more than one sentence.

The first sentence:

Anphi awoke with a start, realizing she was inside a banana!

It turns out the banana was her pal, so they stood up and walked out of the inn for an adventure!

An aside:
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/banana-for-scale

However, a group of mercenaries were the only things waiting for them.

They were a strange bunch but the moment they saw the two they laughed mockingly.

The one on the right, Phillis, throws a grenade at them, and yells "RUN!" and everyone runs away, not knowing they have been tricked into thinking that it was a grenade.

when the banana figured out that they have been tricked, he shouted "UGLY!!!" while pointing at the mercenaries.

Anphi got hungery and got out her blender and made a banana smoothie

The banana cried "WHY!!!?!???" as it was ground up into a smoothie.

But in a cruel twist of fate, the banana turned smoothie nimbly evaded Anphi with his newfound cup legs.

the banana jumped out the open window to escape only to land and have his cup legs shatter everywhere, the banana knew he was a cripple once more

Heheh... did the banana become a 'vegetable'?  :)

Before the Banana took his last breath he entrusted Anphi with his mysterious pocket watch.

The pocket watch contained a picture of a banana, along with a note explaining who the mysterious banana is.

The note detailed his exploits as a magic broccoli.

...and this is where the story starts to get strange. 

It was strange from the beginning. xD

Yes, that was the irony of the statement. :)  I was continuing the story.