Granted, but nobody would be able to take you seriously because of it.

I wish I was able to pirate anything I wanted.

Hmm... You could probably mod Minecraft to reach those ends...

Terraria may also qualify, though the townies are a bit... static...

There's also cube world... But you have to mod it to be able to build and there's an abundance of towns and dungeons. However, it definitely has that RPG feel to it.

Gmod may have something in the ballpark but it won't be a homerun.

To be frank, there's no perfect match (to my knowledge) for your request, but that'll change soon enough as we all know. ; 3

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I would extract the time machine car from Back to the Future. (2 seconds)

I would extract the light colossus armor from Mass Effect. (0 seconds)

It was strange from the beginning. xD

The note detailed his exploits as a magic broccoli.

Granted, but you can only eat expensive ones.

I wish for a restaurant that actually knows how to cook calamari without ruining the texture.

But in a cruel twist of fate, the banana turned smoothie nimbly evaded Anphi with his newfound cup legs.

440 fps just about the entire time. No visible issues with physics or graphics from what I can tell.

Granted, but you end up having to ask everyone else for help.

I wish I never had to sleep again.

Dark chocolate. It's healthier.

Grilled cheese or brocolli?

Granted, but  that person begins a very real re - enactment of "The Metamorphosis".

I wish to be able to shapeshift.

Thank you for the praise, Tamarie.

You could no doubt do it yourself(And probably better). It's like writing a book or painting, all it takes, when you get down to it, is inspiration and motivation. If it took me three days to build that, imagine what you could do in a month, or even a week.

There's a player who's ID number is 54, name is Null, and IP address is unknown... That 'user' is almost always on the server... Who, or what, is that user?

Never know you're asleep. At least then you're mostly aware of the real world.

Outer space or an oceanic trench?