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[Iggyjeckel]

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week, i just smiled at him and i turned the other cheek

[pspeed]

And my time is a piece of wax. Falling' on a termite. Who's choking' on the splinters.

[Iggyjeckel]

I Wish you would step back from that ledge my friend? You could cut ties with all the lies, you've been living in

[Moonkey]

This sounds like some kind of bad game translation.

[pspeed]

This sounds like some kind of bad game translation.

There was a better one but I just found this:
http://ackuna.com/badtranslator

There was one that would keep going until it reached a stable state.  And on that one, "Monkeys throw their poo." never converged.

[Michael]

Sorry for bringing it back up, but I was going through old posts and I remembered my post "things you see in your sleep"
I took Paul's dream,
"Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?"

and used ackuna and set it to change it 35 times though different languages. Here is the result!
"She Packed the last syrup report to Dragons is the dream to actually fire and 1000."