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Aeferian
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« on: January 09, 2016, 06:24:17 AM » |
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This is a game about saying tastefully inappropriate things. Keep it family-friendly! The way this goes is:
1. Name three things that should not be said by/to the person, as specified by the previous poster.
2. These three things should rhyme.
3. State an occupation/victim for the next person.
I'll go first. Things you shouldn't say as a Lawyer:
Wow Judge, you look just like a lich!
Acquit: sure he's guilty, but he's rich!
Objection: the witness is a witch!
Things you shouldn't say as a Teacher.
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"Learning without thought is labor lost; thought without learning is perilous."
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Michael
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« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2016, 05:35:29 PM » |
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Everyone, put on this chipped vest, and out into the hall!
Don't worry we're going to the mall!
Sing along to this silly song, or each of your parents I will lie and say you're stealing from me, through the means of a call!
Things you shouldn't say to a four year old child.
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Aeferian
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« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2016, 07:40:52 PM » |
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Don't you dare ever tell me no!
Being your parent must really blow.
Do it 'cause I told you so!
Things you shouldn't say to a taxi driver.
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"Learning without thought is labor lost; thought without learning is perilous."
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Aeferian
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« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2016, 09:54:08 AM » |
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I guess I'll take it...
Do you even know how to drive?
"Tip if you want to arrive alive"!?
So, what're the chances that we'll survive?
Things you shouldn't say while driving.
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Michael
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« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2016, 05:30:35 PM » |
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I'm sorry what I'm about to do.
OMG LOOK! Lol I'm just fooling you.
You dare say another word, I'll run off the road, blame it on you, and sue.
Things you shouldn't say to your Mother.
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Aeferian
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« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2016, 12:56:22 PM » |
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Mother dear, you look really fat.
Your chin is hairier than the cat.
Jeez, don't be such an autocrat!
Things you shouldn't say to someone with a dog.
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Michael
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« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2016, 01:25:36 PM » |
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Dude, why would you have a dog?
The thing's so fat, and filthy, it could be a hog!
It's a waste; all it does is lay around like a log.
Things you shouldn't say to a really sensitive person.
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Aeferian
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« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2016, 02:43:45 PM » |
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Why oh why do you always cry?
Is that smell you or did something die?
Is that your face or a pigsty?
Things you shouldn't say to a clerk at a bank.
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Michael
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« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2016, 08:19:31 PM » |
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You're bad at counting money.
Can I pay you in honey?
Wow you're so pale; I bet you've never seen a day that's sunny!
Things you shouldn't say to a hard-working person.
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« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2016, 02:22:13 PM » |
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All that work you've done is for nothing,
What's that you do on break, are you puffing?
You can't believe that your work is for something!
Things you shouldn't say to a indie developer.
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« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2016, 06:42:39 PM » |
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Your games are so lame;
everyone's going to put it to shame!
There's one thing that will never cross your way: fame.
Things you shouldn't say to a mechanic.
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