#OFFTOPIC
Fade in, an anthropomorphic pot is dialing a phone...
beep-boop-beep-beep...
*ring*...*ring*....
Pot: Hello. Yes, can I speak to kettle please?
*pause*
Pot: Yeah, just tell him this is Pot.
*waits* Pot twirls old-style curly-cue phone cord in his fingers.
Pot: Oh... hey, yeah. Kettle, this is Pot.
*pause*
Pot: Fine, man, fine. I just wanted to call to say...
*pause*
Pot: Yeah, yeah, she's fine too. Anyway, what I was saying...
*pause*
Pot: Nah, we're going this weekend... yeah, we can meet you there at 5ish. No problem.
*pause*
Pot: Oh, yeah... the reason I called. Dude, you are one black son-of-a-gun...