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[Rayblon]

This is a game, but slightly different. The goal is to reach 100 ways as quickly as possible, but there are a few caveats:
1. You can only repost after two others have posted.
2. This may be obvious, but no repeats! It'll get challenging later on, but creativity is about as limitless as human stupidity.
3. Keep it classy. Anything above PG-13 is unacceptable.

The format is dead simple, simply prefix your reason with the appropriate number! When the game is finished, the top contributor will be announced and the list will be compiled and published on Reddit(because where else would I post it?).

[Rayblon]

#1
Use a water fountain as a urinal.

[pspeed]

Off topic: there was a comedian that used to do a bit about how to get kicked out of Denny's (for the non-USians, it's a low-priced restaurant... the kind that also serves breakfast all day.)

The funniest part was at the end, something like: "And as they are forcefully dragging you out of the restaurant by your ankles, remember to ask for a job application because by law they have to give you one." 

[Michael]

#2
Play an instrument/sing terribly.

[Gambit]

3. Throw a pool party with an inflatable pool while wearing rubber duck floatties and invite random people to join you. Best if used inside a store.


I have no idea.

[Rayblon]

#4 Defecating in the middle of a restaurant; Preferably causing people to chain vomit.

[Michael]

#5 Go somewhere public only in your underwear.

[Moonkey]

#6: Block people from using the restrooms

[pspeed]

At a pet store, pull out a knife and fork then put on a bib.

[Rayblon]

#8 Advocate the gospel of the holy lord Satan!

[Gambit]

#9 A performance of Gangnam Style.

[Michael]

#10 (At a library) be obnoxious, and pull pranks.

[Rayblon]

#11 Read Cards Against Humanity cards out loud

[Gambit]

#12 Fill the hallways with 5 feet of popcorn, then swim in it.

[Teknonick]

#13 Say "lol" to every employee, then rip their name tags off.